“THE DEVILS BODY GUARD” -270 ON VALUMS AND STEROIDS-
Paul needs money after losing his scholarship to a positive drug test. The Guy giving him the juice was his own strength Coach. In remorse the coach introduces him to an employer who running a escort business. The CEO lives in Prague providing female companionship to high paying clients in other countries. This guy is running a small side Business with his son that attends the same ivy league school as Paul. Now his friend is a driver too and he drives girls as young as 16 to hotels and clients. His friends name is Adar and Adar listens in on a baby monitor to different women having sex with differnet clients at the same time. When Paul arrives the clients start to change from different origins to mainy asians. He realizes that the asian yakuza boss and the Prague CEO had a joint venture that would profit off of young girls organs. Paul goes on a man hunt for one missing girl then confronts the CEO on a roof top before getting thrown off.
EXT. MUSTANG PRACTICE FEILD- DAY
Pual runs towards the sidelines.
COACH BENNETT
Pual come here I want to talk to you. Doc needs you to see him why don’t you run down to his office.
Pual takes off his helmet and runs out the stadium.
COACH BENNETT
It’s a damn shame his piss was’nt clean.
ASSISTANT COACH
He gained twenty pounds durning spring ball. I should have known.
INT. TRAINER’S FACILITY- DAY
Pual walks in and Doc the head trainer motions for him.
DOC
Hey Pual step in my office. Close the door and have a seat.
PAUL
WHat’s this about?
Doc scratches his head.
DOC
Pual your urine tested positive for anabolic steriods. We are going to have to suspend your scholarship and your permanintly kicked off the team.
PUAL
Your kidding me. I was fucking told to take them by the fucking coaches.
DOC
Would you like to file a repor of misconduct on the coaching staff.
Coach Sidney walks by Doc’s office.
PUAL
No! Fuck it nothing i say will change my situation here.
DOC
I’m sorry Pual but, you made the decision. Clean out your locker and don’t try to take any equipment including your jersey.
EXT. LOCKER FACILITY- DAY
Pual is walking out as the team runs in.
CHANCE
Yo! Pual!
He throws his pads down.
CHANCE
What.
Pual walks away.
CHANCE
Where are you going
EXT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Pual (21 years old) - a bodybuilder sized door man.
PAUL
So they wanted the girls to fart in their face? That’s pretty sick.
MURPHY
Only a fucking wet back. I saw a couple of greasy spiks in the park one day sniffing old ladies bicycle seats. They get off on that shit, you know its like a drug to them to keep their ass leaking. That’s why they always eat beans and jalapeños in every dish.
Murphy (46 years old) - man with a cist on his face, watermelon sized stomach and lazy eye.
PAUL
Sometimes I think this is the trashiest strip club in Dallas.
MURPHY
It is. Them Mexicans said they’d be back they were coming back to kill me.
Murphy Laughs.
MURPHY
That’s why I keep a 44 mag in my glove box.
The club’s front door is thrown open.
AUSTRSALIAN
Yeah fuck you man you girl owes me sixty dollars.
BOUNCER
You gave her the money she said she you dance. Whatever you lost consider it her tip for puting up with you drunk ass now you kicked out go home please
AUSTRSALIAN
You know what fuck you
He turns to walk away and turns back around with a sucker punch.
PAUL
Shit
Pual jumps to put the Australian in a head lock.
BOUNCER
Mother Fucker!
Bouncer stumbles and sprays mace on the Australian.
PAUL
I can’t see.
BOUNCER
Don’t let go Pual! Cops are on the way. For god’s sake Murphy put the gun away the cops are coming.
MURPHY
Where did that other Aussi go.
The police cars pull up.
POLICE OFFICER
Let go of him now.
Loosens his grip.
POLICE OFFICER
Before you pop his head like a pimple.
INT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Music booms Pual walks straight to the back.
INT. BABY DOLLS MEN’S REST ROOM- NIGHT
Paul is splashing his face with cold water.
PAUL
Fuck!
A Stefani, a stripper, walks in.
STEFANI
Are you alright.
She walks up to him.
PAUL
I’m fine.
STEFANI
Make the water luke warm trust me it will help.
PUAL
Are my eyes red.
Stops washing and looks at her.
STEFANI
Your face is too.
PAUL
Fuck this place. I’ve been here for two months and I’ve seen the trashiest people in Dallas.
She looks down.
PUAL
I’m not talking about you. I know your just trying to pay the bills.
She starts to cry.
STEFANI
No your right I am trash and if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have gotten maced.
PAUL
It’s not your fault.
STEFANI
The guy gave me sixty dollars but he kept wanting to put his fingers in me. I had him kicked out.
She hugs him.
STEFANI
I’m sorry.
PUAL
There has got to be a better way to pay for college than this.
STEFANI
Don’t quit. Your the only thing I like about this place.
Another striper stumbles in with another man.
INT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Pual walks through the night club and out the door.
MURPHY
You alright? Pual?
PUAL
Yeah I’m heading home for the night.
MURPHY
What do you want me to tell nick?
PUAL
Tell him I quit.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- MORNING
Pual sits watching the television cans of beer at his feet.
CHANCE
Damn dude did you get any sleep.
Looks at Chance.
CHANCE
Damn dud your face is red.
PAUL
Let’s just say I quit the strip club job.
CHANCE
Good for you. I take it you where in some kind of scuffle.
PAUL
I got maced and kicked in the face for helping out another bouncer. It’s like those guys just start shit in the club then bring out for me to handle. It’s not worth minimum wage.
CHANCE
I think I may have a job for you.
PUAL
At this point I’m ready to serve someone cheese fries or wash a bumber.
CHANCE
You don’t want to go back to that. Making minimum wage your not going to like that.
PAUL
What job do you have in mind? Better yet is it legal.
CHANCE
Technically yeah.
PUAL
What do you mean technically?
CHANCE
I think you should meet this guy before I say anything else.
PUAL
His isn't another one of tose guys who gives you the credit card and tells you to buy shit.
CHANCE
No dude that was illegal as hell. This is sorta different. I’m not going to say anything more. You just have to meet Adar.
PAUL
Who’s Adar.
CHANCE
He’s the guy who got me the job. If you haven't noticed he’s the one who got me the job.
PUAL
You have a job now.
CHANCE
No more relying on loans. I get paid 500 a night. At least. That’s for like an hour of work at the most.
PAUL
Now I’m intrigued.
CHANCE
Alright I’ll tell you this... All you have to do is drive around a couple of cute girls from 10 to 4 in the morning. Sometimes the nights turn into mornings.
PAUL
Your shitting me. Your an escort driver.
Chance grins.
CHANCE
I’m just trying to help out a former teammate. This operation can put some real cash in your pockets.
PUAL
Now I’m thinking about it.
CHANCE
I’ll talk to Adar tonight and see if can get you in.
Chance tosses him a beer.
CHANCE
Relax. Your not going to have to drop out of school.
PUAL
You want a shot?
CHANCE
Of what?
PAUL
Does it matter.
CHANCE
I’m game.
PUAL
To quiting my job.. How will I survive this?
CHANCE
You’ll get another one. One that pays off.
Chance downs the shot and looks at his watch.
CHANCE
Well, I got class. I’ll see you this evening try and get some rest.
He walks out Pual falls down on the couch.
INT. PUAL’S ROOM- DAY
Pual is on his phone.
PUAL
Yeah mom is Dad there? No everythings fine I just had something kind of important to tell you guys. Hey dad. No everything’s fine. How’s the team. Well, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. They kicked me off the team. It was for steroids.
The sound on the other line clicks off.
PAUL
Fuck.
Pual hangs up the phone.
INT. LOCKER FACILITY- DAY
COACH SIDNEY
Sometimes the weight gainers and supplements arent enough you need another boost.
Pual looks at his team mate and coach Sidney.
COACH SIDNEY
Your not scared of needles are you.
Series of needles run in and out flesh.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- NIGHT
Pual’s door bell rings and he wakes up on the couch.
PUAL
Hold up a minute.
He opens the door.
PUAL
Stephani hey.
STEFANI
I had a feeling you would miss your classes today.
STEFANI
Your face looks better.
PAUL
Thanks.
STEFANI
Have any plans tonight?
PUAL
I’m feeling a little hung over.
STEFANI
You know there is only one way to cure a hang over.
PUAL
Chinese take out and a movie.
STEFANI
I was going to say hair of the dog that bit you.
INT. NIGHT CLUB- NIGHT
Stefani leads Pual in the club.
STEFANI
Here take this use it to buy drinks.
She hands him a roll of bills.
STEFANI
I’s the least I could do after getting you pepper sprayed.
PAUL
Alright lets take some shots.
The two are slamming back shots.
COACH SIDNEY
Look what we have here. Pual Hey buddy.
STEFANI
Pual who’s that? Those guys are pointing at you.
PAUL
It’s an old coach.
Coach Sidney and a couple of players walk up to Pual.
COACH SIDNEY
Pual. How have you been?
PUAL
Without a job and scholarship but ofcuourse you already know all about that.
COACH SIDNEY
Listen I wanted to tell you that I know your still good on that four hundred you still owe me for the anavar and the valuims I told you could keep.
The coach moves towards Stefani.
COACH SIDNEY
Don’t forget to tell your folks I said hi. Hey baby Don’t let his razor fool you. He shaved his head cuz the juice made his hair fall out.
Pual Sends a knock out punch to Sidneys face.
PLAYER
You just fucked up.
About four players jump on Pual punching him.
PUAL
Tell them to get off me!
He has a player in a head lock.
PLAYER
Get off him!
They crawl away from Pual.
PUAL
Close my tab out. I’ll call you later.
Stefani walks up to the bar.
STEFANI
I’d like to close my tab.
BARTENDER
What’s the name?
STEFANI
Pual Townsend.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- NIGHT
Chance and two other guys are playing video games.
PUAL
Sup.
Pual head straight to the bathroom.
CHANCE
Whoa, what the fuck happened to you man.
Pual bleeding at the nose.
PUAL
I got jumped by Coach Sidney.
CHANCE
Coach jumped you?
PUAL
Yeah, with about three or four other line backers.
JASON
Holy shit man take a bong rip.
Jason (twenty two years old) - hands Pual a bong.
PUAL
Thanks.
Lights the bong.
JASON
I still have some of the pills.
PUAL
Yeah give me a couple of those.
CHANCE
They put a couple of knots on your noggin.
PUAL
You should see his face. About four or five of them jumped me. I made the one on the bottom squeal till his friends climbed off me.
CHANCE
Would you reconize these guys. You want to go back up there Ill bring my 45 and we’ll scare the shit out of those pussies.
PUAL
The place is swarming with cops now.
JASON
Your lucky you did’nt get a bottle to the head or a shank to the gut.
Stefani walks in the front door.
STEFANI
They tried to charge you for some broken lawn chairs.
PUAL
Fuck those assholes you got my card?
She hands him his card.
JASON
So did your man get his ass whooped?
STEFANI
He kicked their asses! Your getting laid tonight.
She kisses his face.
CHANCE
Hey you know that job I was telling you about. He wants to meet you tomarrow.
STEFANI
Your quitting the club? Where are going?
PUAL
It’s just some thing in advertising.
STEFANI
Advertising yay! That sounds cool. You needed to get out of that shit hole.
PUAL
Well, If I was getting tips like you it may be worth it.
She laughs.
STEFANI
Yeah well I have made shit the past couple of weeks that place is going down hill. Only cheap spicks and niggers hang there anymore.
CHANCE
Well Stefani maybe I can talk to my boss and get you an interview too.
STEFANI
You’d do that?
CHANCE
Yeah it no biggie.
Pual looks at Chance and shakes his head.
STEFANI
That would be so cool if we could work together.
PUAL
Alright guys well I’m going to bed.
CHANCE
Well get some rest we’ll talk more tomorrow.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- MORNING
Stefani is under the sheets.
PUAL
Hand me that bottle of Valuim.
Pual has a ice pack on his head.
STEFANI
I’m about to head to the club and make my sixty dollars.
PUAL
Alright bye babe.
She throws a shirt on over her g string.
STEFANI
Good luck on your advertising interview.
PUAL
Thanks babe.
Stefani walks out the apartment.
CHANCE.
Well good morning killer. You get some good hero sex last night?
Pual walks into the kitchen.
PAUL
Yeah it was nice.
CHANCE
I would have paid to see that fight. It sure impressed the hell out of stefani she was ready to rape you when she came over her last night. I wasnt listening but it sounded like yall fucked for four hours.
PUAL
Sounds like you were listening. Why did you tell her about the job?
CHANCE
Hey, Relax. She’s a stripper. Being an escort like a major promotion for her. Especially considering that slut barn she’s currently employed to.
PAUL
I just don’t want to tell her yet.
CHANCE
So your going to tell her your working nights for a advertising company.
PAUL
Yeah, I didn't want to tell her yet.
CHANCE
I won’t mention it again. Back to reality what the fuck else are you going to do for employment.
PAUL
I’m going to look around.
CHANCE
While your trying to get a job waiting tables I’m going to go ahead and talk to Adar for you.
Hands him a hundred dollar bill.
CHANCE
Here take this I know your broke right now. Listen, I’m not going to watch you starve. I’m your friend.
PAUL
Thanks.
CHANCE
Don’t sweat it, I’m off to pick up these chicks and let them close the deal on a couple of out of towner’s at the Hilton.
Door bell rings.
CHANCE
Who is it?
Pual looks through the peep hole.
PUAL
I got it.
Murphy is standing outside.
MURPHY
Dude I got so much extra blow. I need you as a friend I’m begging you help me finish this bag.
PUAL
God damn Murphy you are fucked up.
MURPHY
You got to let me in man I haven't slept and I’m not going to until you help me finish this shit.
PAUL
Alright come in.
MURPHY
You got anything to drink?
PUAL
There is some Makers by the sink. You’l have to drink it straight. There’s no mixers.
MURPHY
I don’t give a shit I just need some liqueur in my blood before my jaw starts grinding.
Chance walks out of his room.
CHANCE
Hey.
PUAL
Chance this is Murphy. I used to work with him at Baby Dolls.
CHANCE
Your the guy with the 45 in his truck.
MURPHY
Yeah but I always work with snub on my ankle just in case.
Murphy pulls his pants leg up exposing a revolver.
CHANCE
You where that in church?
Pual does a line then passes the bag to Murphy.
MURPHY
I sleep with it under my pillow.
Murphy smiles.
CHANCE
Pual I’m out. Have fun driving around dumb whores from sun up to sun down.
MURPHY
Hey that sounds like fun.
CHANCE
Some of those dumb whores make more than a grand a night. It’s not as hard as bussing tables at chili’s working with high school kids scraping for dollar tips. Maybe tonight I’ll make over three hundred. I’m hoping to at least make over two bills. For driving a car with a couple girls in the back seat I might let suck my cock.
Murphy takes another sniff from a key in his hand.
MURPHY
That sounds like fucking paradise.
CHANCE
Enjoy your coke party I’m out.
PUAL
Later.
MURPHY
Dude you really should’nt have quit.
MURPHY
They guys like you man. You really beat the shit out of that fucking Austalian prick.
PUAL
I just put him in a head lock.
MURPHY
You did’nt punch him? Damn. Well you sure had his head squeezed up in your arm pit like you were about to bust a giant zit.
PUAL
The cop said that.
MURPHY
What? Oh yeah he haha that’s funny. Murphy lets just finish the rest.
Murphy puts the bag inhis mouth and chews it.
MURPHY
I’m good are you good.
PUAL
Yeah I’m good.
MURPHY
Seriously I thought you were going to break open his scalp. The guys were impressed as shit how you handled that.
PUAL
I’m not impressed with getting pepper sprayed and kicked in the fucking face.
MURPHY
Doug was so rocked from getting sucker punched. He sprayed my leg as well. I’m telling you it was him that kicked your face I just the guys balls.
PUAL
Either way he defiantly got his. I’m glad I don’t work there anymore. If I was taking that risk for just five dollars more an hour I would stress it more but at min wage I thought I would see more pussies than fights.
Murphy stands up.
MURPHY
Well I’m treating you tonight. We are going to Baby Dolls and you are getting al the lap dances you want curtesy of me and Doug. Doug owes you for kicking your face and the whole mace shit.
PUAL
Why would I go to a shit club like that when I have the finest stripper coming home to me?
Murphy empties the booze.
MURPHY
Is there any more booze.
Murphy pulls out his keys.
MURPHY
Booze run.
INT. MURPHY’S CAR- NIGHT
Murphy lights a cig and hands one to Pual.
PUAL
I don’t smoked.
MURPHY
Normally I don’t but when I’m yacked out they are like candy canes to my lungs. Where are we hitting up? You want to go to the Beer Barn?
PUAL
I don’t give a fuck.
EXT. BEER BARN- NIGHT
Car turns into Beer Barn.
MURPHY
Cheapest beer in Dallas.
INT. BEER BARN- NIGHT
Murphy opens fringe full of beers.
MURPHY
You can get what you want. I’m getting a thirty pack of Busch. You can get what you want.
ROBBER
Gimme your money!!
Man with a mask is pointing a gun at the clerk.
MURPHY
Shhh.
Murphy finger over his lips points down. They lower.
MURPHY
Stay here.
PUAL
Murphy please.
MURPHY
Shhh.
ROBBER
Just give me the fucking cash!
MURPHY
Hey!
One shot to the head. Robber drops limp. Leg twitches.
MURPHY
Right in the eye.
Murphy drops cash on the counter and walks to the door.
MURPHY
I got the beer boy lets go.
PUAL
What the fuck.
MURPHY
Thank me later son. My buddy and I have to party tonight. No time to answer questions. Lets go.
CLERK
Hey!
Pual walks to the door with the beer.
CLERK
Nice shot.
INT. MURPHY’S CAR- NIGHT
PUAL
Holy shit man! What the fuck was that?
MURPHY
It was self defense and did’nt have time to fool with police.
PUAL
They had fucking cameras in the store.
Murphy opens a beer.
MURPHY
I had on my hat. I’ll just not go to Beer Barn anymore.
PUAL
What? What about me? I did’nt have a hat on.
MURPHY
Relax have a beer.
PUAL
I knew you where fucked up but, come on you just killed a man.
MURPHY
Chill Pual. I would never hurt a friend. You know that. That mother fucker was asking for it waving that gun around threating everyones life in that fucking store.
PUAL
I mean damn that was one hell of a shot.
MURPHY
It was wasn’t it. It was like the coke helped me. It point right on point. Your not going to say shit are you?
PUAL
No man don’t get paranoid.
MURPHY
I mean shit dude you can’t tell your roommates about this or nothing. It has to be our little secret.
PAUL
Relax it will.
MURPHY
Whoo! what a fucking rush.
Murphy opens his door.
MURPHY
We are here boy!
PUAL
I told you I did’nt want to go to a strip club but at this point I’m feeling like whatever.
MURPHY
I’m off. We will call Big Mike and get some more drugs boy.
Pual chugs his beer.
PAUL
That was a rush. I feel alive. Like shaken awake.
MURPHY
I told you! your getting ass in your face tonight!
Walking into the strip club.
INT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Stefani looks at Pual as he walks by the stage.
MURPHY
There’s your lady.
She dances for another man but looks at Pual.
MURPHY
Lets get a table.
Murphy sits the case of beer on the table.
NICOLE
Hey guys my names nicole.
MURPHY
Relax sweet cheeks I work here we don’t need any ice. We are just going to watch the ladys and look for the ones we like.
She walks away.
MURPHY
Fucking new bitch. How come they alway hire the fucking ugly ones as the waitresses.
DJ
Alright guys give it up for Alexsus! Coming up on the stage next is Star. Star Ladies and Gentlemen get your bucks out and tip tip tip her.
Stefani walks up to Pual and sits on his lap.
STEFANI
Hey guys. How come your here tonight? Wow your pupils say it all.
MURPHY
Whats up honey you look hot tonight. How about a dance?
STEFANI
For you its double.
MURPHY
Come on I work here shouldn't I get half off.
STEFANI
Well your friend here has a line of credit that could last all night.
PAUL
I’m not here to distract you from your clientele.
STEFANI
Don’t worry I already made my money!
PUAL
Well can can we still chill.
STEPHANI
Your welcome, to pay for lap dances from any of these skanks.
MURPHY
Hey theses are not skanks.
PUAL
We are just going to be here for a minute. We really need to relax.
STEPHANI
You are so coked out. Have any more.
PUAL
Sorry.
Murphy had here a folded bill.
MURPHY
Here baby doll just keep that low key.
STEFANI
I will. I’m going to the ladies room.
She gets up and walks away.
PUAL
Come on she doesn't need that.
MURPHY
Don’t worry I got more.
PAUL
I thought you just had one bag.
MURPHY
Come on It’s me. I always get more than one.
PUAL
Oh shit!
MURPHY
What’s up.
Adar and Chance walk into the club with two girls.
PAUL
Nothing I just didn't want to run into them tonight.
Chance notices Pual and Murphy and throws up his hand.
CHANCE
Hey roomy! Did’nt expect to see you here tonight. I thought you quit.
PAUL
I did.
CHANCE
This is my roommate Pual.
Adar (24 years old) - with long thinning hair and a lisp.
ADAR
I’ve heard alot about you.
CHANCE
Forgive me for beign rude. Pual this is Adar.
ADAR
Damn Chance was right, you are one huge mother fucker.
CHANCE
And this is Ashley and Jessica.
MURPHY
Sup man my names Murphy.
He reaches to shake the girls hands.
ASHLEY
Hi.
Ashley (21 years old) - blonde with perfect figure and tan.
JESSICA
Hi.
Jessica (23 years old) - Burnett with tan a sexy tatoos.
MURPHY
Sup.
ADAR
Hey.
Adar slowly shakes hands with Murphy.
ADAR
Chance tells me your looking for a job.
Stephani walks out of the rest room.
PUAL
Well I wanted to talk to you about possibly driving for you.
ADAR
Business is bigger than it’s ever been. We could definitely use another driver. Who is this beauty?
STEFANI
My name is Stefani.
Jessica looks jealous.
ADAR
Hello my name is Adar.
STEFANI
Nice to meet you.
CHANCE
You already know me.
She kisses Chance on the cheek.
STEFANI
Hey Chance you look cute tonight.
CHANCE
Would Pual get pissed if I asked for a dance.
PUAL
Go ahead.
STEFANI
Maybe later I’m taking my break now.
Don (46 year old) - strip club manager.
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